The Miami Files

What's in the file?

A sealed drop is coming — built from the full TP-G lineup. The exact mix stays redacted until it opens. VIPs unlock the deal first.

Gummies
Gummies Infused THC blend
Vapes
Vapes Live rosin
Flower
Flower THCa · small batch
Pre Rolls
Pre Rolls THC blend

One sealed drop · revealed when the file opens

Unlock the deal How the case works
◷ Unlocks Oct 31 · VIPs first · the deal stays sealed until then

Join the list to unlock the drop first. Free to join. 21+. Includes a 10% VIP offer. Deal details and terms revealed when the file opens.

The month arc.

Four weeks. Four stages. Each one leaks more.
The file closes on Halloween.
Week 1
Oct 5–11

The file opens.

Redacted teasers. Something's loose in Miami. VIP signup framed as "request access".

◷ Opens Oct 5
Week 2
Oct 12–18

The suspects.

Strain profiles, the "Which suspect are you?" quiz, and the team behind the scenes.

◷ Upcoming
Week 3
Oct 19–25

The clues.

Puzzle clues drop across Instagram, email and the site. VIPs get Clue #1 early.

◷ Upcoming
Week 4
Oct 26–31

Case closed.

The file closes and the big Halloween deal is revealed. The list sees it first, then the public.

◷ Upcoming

The suspects.

Four files. Four letters.
One new suspect unlocks every Monday.
CASE FILE 01
THE MASTERMIND
File № 001 · Hybrid
Open the file
CASE FILE 01 · THE MASTERMIND

Alias White Truffle
Last seen A Wynwood rooftop, 11:47 PM
Known for Setting the bar and refusing to lower it.
Evidence Earthy nuts & savory pine · caryophyllene, limonene

Clue letterC
See the full file →
CASE FILE 02
THE CONFECTIONER
File № 002 · Indica
Open the file
CASE FILE 02 · THE CONFECTIONER

Alias Ice Cream Cake
Last seen Behind the counter, after hours
Known for Making everything look like dessert.
Evidence Vanilla & sugar cookie · limonene, linalool

Clue letterR
See the full file →
CASE FILE 03
THE REGULAR
File № 003 · Sativa
Open the file
CASE FILE 03 · THE REGULAR

Alias Blue Dream
Last seen Same corner. Every single day.
Known for Always ready. Never late.
Evidence Sweet berry & herbal pine · myrcene, pinene

Clue letterE
See the full file →
CASE FILE 04
THE WILDCARD
File № 004 · Sativa
Open the file
CASE FILE 04 · THE WILDCARD

Alias Frozen Lemons
Last seen Everywhere he wasn't invited
Known for Talking his way into everything.
Evidence Meyer lemon & cool mint · limonene, pinene

Clue letterW
See the full file →

Crack the case.

Puzzle clues are hidden across Instagram, email and the site. VIPs get clue #1 early. Follow the trail to the finale.

The big deal
Case closed. Deal revealed.

Anyone who solves the case by Oct 31 unlocks the big Halloween deal. The surprise stays sealed until then, and the VIP list sees it first.*
*Deal details and terms are revealed when the case closes. 21+. Offer terms apply.

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Clue #1 is inside. You didn't get this from us.

The VIP early clue, delivered by email.

Email · VIPs first
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Clue #2 is in your inbox.

The list sees it before the site does.

Email
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Site · to lock
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One email. Every special date. You see it first.

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Inside the inbox.

Five emails and a thank you. Each one moves the file.

Rules the file keeps.

  • Adult onlyDark, 21+. No cartoons, candy or costume imagery, even when a strain's name sounds like it.
  • Aroma, flavor, lookThat is how we describe every strain. Nothing else.
  • One list, one voiceEmails read like they come from a person on the team. Because they do.
  • Verified stampLab results one click away. The craft is the story, not the spec sheet.
After this case

More dates. Same list.

Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Christmas and New Year each get their own deals. VIPs see every one first.

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